AISubs v3.7
- Yagamoto! - Takahashi!
- Shibuya Dojo! - Yagamoto!
It's Mushimura!
As YouTubers, you've all come to a level where you can't really call yourself "ordinary" anymore, right?
- Yes. - And I'm sure some frustration has accumulated over the years.
Have you ever felt like, "Ugh! I want to destroy everything!" and been attacked?
- Hm? Hm? - Of course!
- Ah, yes! - Yes, we have!
- Yes, we do. - Yes, we do.
- Ah, darn it... - But!
- Destruction is generally not a very good attack. - That's right.
- If you destroy something, you'll often get scolded for it. - Yes.
- But this time, there's not one person like that, right? - Yes.
- He's the type of person who's obsessed with destruction. - Huh?!
- Oh my! - Huh?!
- If you don't destroy something for me, I'll destroy this studio. - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- So this time, I'm going to make Koshimitsu, who's gotten even more obsessed with destruction, destroy something in a pleasant way.
I'm going to see which of us will say, "Ugh! I want to destroy everything!" the most.
- Oh! - Hm!
- Oh no, I'm going to destroy this studio. - I'm going to destroy it!
- Who's ready? - Who's ready to destroy the studio?
- Koshimitsu hasn't done this before. - If Koshimitsu doesn't destroy the studio well,
- the studio will be destroyed. - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- It's not "oh my!" - It's not "oh my!"
- So, Koshimitsu! Please come in! - Ah! Don't come in!
- Ah, yes! - Huh?
- Thank you for coming. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Isn't that a bit too much? - Thank you for coming.
- This is a god, right? - Destruction.
- Destruction, right? - Yes.
- I was also surprised when I heard you talk about it earlier, but...
- Koshimitsu's Destruction Spirit, VS my Destruction Spirit.
- Well, you know how people say "something hits you," right? I think that's also a cause of destructive impulses. - That's true.
- It's like you're kicking a cushion, and in the end, you end up doing something that won't affect you.
- That doesn't make much sense. - Oh!
- You know, you kick something that's too hard, and in the end you end up hurting your own feet. - Yeah.
- And you end up kicking that thing. - Yeah.
- That's not a good thing either. - Yeah.
- I'm going to have you decide which Destruction Spirit made you feel the most comfortable. - Yeah.
- As a rule of thumb, we're going to see how much dust you're going to get when you do it, things you're going to get, and how much value you're going to get when you destroy things you're not going to get.
- If you're satisfied with your Destruction Spirit, we're going to end this video. - Oh, okay.
- So let's get started. - Okay.
- So... - Destruction Spirit-like attitude.
- He's humble.
- Okay, so I'm going to go first. - Okay.
- Please wait for me. - Okay.
- What is it? - I don't know.
- Is it this? - Hahaha.
- It's the farthest I've ever fallen. - That's true.
- That's amazing. - It's the farthest I've ever fallen.
- I think you'll be stressed out after that. - Hahaha.
- Okay, please open your eyes. - Wow!
- Wow!
- Wow, you took your time and saved me from a soccer ball-like guy with a matchstick.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I see.
- Wow, I'm going to treasure this somewhere in the studio.
- Here we go! - Yeah!
- That's how it is.
- Well, this time...
- We each prepared something to destroy.
- But in my case, I'll do it with my hands.
- I'll do it with both hands. - Wow!
- I see. - Wow!
- Oh, it's not sh*t. - Oh, it's not sh*t.
- It's dangerous. - Hahaha.
- It's really hard, isn't it?
- This is really hard.
- Wow! It's solid.
- I'm going to destroy it now, so please sit down and commemorate me.
- Hahaha.
- It's like... - Goodbye.
- It's like a funeral.
- Oh, it's amazing.
- It's like a funeral.
- Yeah.
- I'm glad it ended like this. - Yeah, me too.
- Okay, so...
- I'm going to show you... - Yeah.
- This level of destruction.
- Oh, stop it!
- This is my precious...
- Um... I worked hard to make this matchball.
- It's a soccer ball. Stop it!
- I'm going to destroy it!
- Aaaaaah!
- Hahaha.
- What is this? What is this?
My results of the past two days...
Hmm...
Do you want me to destroy you?
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- It's not enough, it's not enough. - It's not enough.
- It hasn't touched me at all.
- There was almost no response when I destroyed you. - Oh...
I thought the match would break, but it didn't break much.
It was just that the joint force was crumpling.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- I think it's objective that we don't cooperate. - That's right.
- If you destroy me and I destroy you, you'll be satisfied, right? - Yeah.
- A little more. - Oh, you mean the gauge?
- Yes, and this. - Oh!
- I'll go next. - Yes.
- I'll go get it. - Yes.
- Please open your eyes. - One, two...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Wow.
- Everyone is like this. - Hahaha.
- We have the same idea. - We have the same idea.
- We're going to destroy your ability. - What is this?
- What is this?
- Well, this is a thing where you stack BB bullets and stick them together.
- BB bullets?
- Well, there's a reason why I made it square.
- Because it's the final match. - Because it's the final match.
- Is Willy good at this too?
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- He doesn't know anything about Earth, but he knows how to set it up.
- It's because of Mr. Tobichizu. - Oh, I see.
- It's because of Mr. Tobichizu. - Wow!
- Wow!
- This is fun!
- Now we only have BB bullets here.
- How many bullets are in there? - Yes, yes.
- This is about 5,000 bullets in there.
- Well, if you just do it like you just did...
- It doesn't fly very far. - Yeah.
- I'll take it and pass it on.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I didn't know you could do this!
- It's okay. - Comparison of destruction and golf is bad.
- Hahaha. - It's true, it's true, it's true.
- I want you to destroy this one. - I don't want you to destroy this one.
- All right, I'll do it.
- Go ahead and destroy it.
- If you refuse, I'll destroy you.
- Hahaha. - I see.
- I'm getting excited.
- Okay, I'm ready.
- Will you carefully destroy this piled up BB bullets?
- Oh, it's broken!
- Destruction is possible before imagination.
Destruction is possible before imagination.
Wow!
It's like this!
This is...
This is good, isn't it?
The points are high!
This is too nice!
The moment of impact was a great shock.
Impact shock?
I didn't know if it was a bang or if it collided with this.
I didn't know that.
Wow!
This breaks nicely.
I wanted you to dry it.
How is it?
If you're satisfied with the destructive shock, you can use this as a resource.
No, it's not enough yet.
This is the end of the destructive shock that you have stored in your mind.
Oh, no!
Then I'll bring it!
Please!
MADAKAWITH
It's done!
No, that's my teacher's name.
MADAKAWITH
But it's MADAKAWITH.
Please open your eyes!
One, two, three...
What?
What is it?
I didn't expect something so big to come.
Please wait a moment.
Please bring what you want!
I'll take it!
Welcome back!
It hurts.
MADAKAWITH
I've never been so scared of a doctor other than me.
I'm so scared of a doctor I don't know.
I'm scared of the most destructive death.
MADAKAWITH
I can't put my gun in.
I can't hear you say anything.
What are you doing?
I'll destroy you!
MADAKAWITH
No matter how many times you look at it, it's amazing.
But it doesn't look much different.
It's a tiny hedgehog.
He's an idiot!
I'm going to hit it with a bat so that it doesn't destroy the floor.
Just watch out.
Be careful.
I'm scared.
Before imagination...
...there is red.
Wow! It's cold! It's cold!
Wow!
Even if you become a human!
Wonderful!
Did you still survive?
Wow!
It's like a destroyer!
Doctor, thank you very much!
Thank you!
How was it?
Well...
I feel like I've seen the power of science and technology.
Do you think this will end the destruction war?
No...
If there's nothing more to destroy,
I'll destroy this planet.
Oh my gosh!
Wake up, Doctor!
I'll go.
Can you really leave me?
Please forgive me.
What's going on here?
It's okay.
Are you okay?
Yes!
Thank you for waiting!
I've been waiting for you for a long time!
You've been designated a mystery person.
I'm very curious.
I may destroy you right away.
There are three people who want to destroy.
Please look up!
One, two...
Okay!
Oh, it's a string.
It's a string-tied string.
I want you to destroy...
my feet!
What are you talking about?
I want you to destroy parts of an animal.
Oh, like a model?
I'd like you to turn around.
You can't turn around!
Why not?
Oh, I think it's going to break.
Well, since you're destroying it,
I'd like you to turn around.
Well, this time,
I'm going to destroy you first.
Stop it!
I'm gonna do it!
How did you do that?
It's like you're floating in the air.
That's it!
Thank you very much.
How could you do that?
You should've done it earlier.
You should've done it earlier!
How could you do that?
So, you destroyed Shibayu-san's right leg.
How did you feel about it?
He destroyed it himself.
But I didn't get to see it.
I'll evaluate you now.
Thank you very much.
I'm not satisfied anymore.
This isn't enough.
If you're done, I'll destroy this earth.
Wait!
I'll bring it right away!
You're right.
Don't close your eyes!
I see.
I'm counting on you!
It's big!
I'm going to have you chop the wall.
I see.
This is...
What?
It's a wall frame.
I made a wall frame of a wall frame.
I'm going to build it now.
If you destroy it...
Bang!
It'll be like this.
All of the elements I mentioned will be built up.
You're going to make it vertical.
The color will be different depending on how you look at it.
It'll be like stained glass.
It's too burnt.
It was hard work.
It took me until 3 o'clock.
From morning till 3 o'clock, I was making it forever.
You did it too much.
I made it vertically.
Can you lick it for a second?
Do it.
I don't know when it's going to be done.
I'm going to make it vertical so it doesn't come off.
One, two...
That's good.
I'm going to move it.
We're going to do it together.
I did it!
I destroyed it!
Can you lick it for a second?
Okay!
I'm going to destroy this wall of stained glass you made!
Wow...
It hurts!
It hurts.
I was moved.
Sometimes it was like that.
The sound was unexpected.
Yes, the sound.
It broke in the middle, so it became like this.
So, Mr. Destructor...
I hope you are satisfied with your destruction impulse.
Yes!
I hope you are satisfied with your destruction impulse.
Yes!
Thank you for your advice.
I don't like to hear this kind of thing, but...
I played a game today.
Whose destruction was the most pleasant?
The most pleasant one was...
Your destruction.
Oh!
The feeling of destruction was the strongest.
That's good.
The sound of your impulse was great, but...
The way you ran...
Yes.
I think your destruction was the most pleasant one.
Yes.
I want to talk about the ending scene, but...
Can you clean up this mess?
It will melt.
Can you clean up this mess for me?
How can you do that?
I will destroy this planet!
Yes!